Cup: The Most Important Employee

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closed,doors,dual use,locked up,Professional At Work
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Alright guys, we need to talk about your behavior. Cup's been telling me you touch him constantly. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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cars,locked up,security,wheels
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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

Just Don't Forget It's There

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car,chain,locked up,padlock,wheels
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Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

He's Trying To Escape!

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cars,dual use,locked up,security,tape
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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dual use,locked up,overkill,security
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

Stay Where I Can See You

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locked up,school bus,security
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Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.

~NSHA

I Guess I Just Have To Steal Both!

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flip flops,locked up,shoes,stupid,wtf
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And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy