I Guess I Just Have To Steal Both!

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I Guess I Just Have To Steal Both!
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And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You Can Still Ply It Open

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You Can Still Ply It Open
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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I Would Have Road Rage Too

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I Would Have Road Rage Too
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Especially if I just reversed into another car, and couldn't find the key to the trunk. Which is where I keep my proof of insurance. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This One's Not Going To Walk Away

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This One's Not Going To Walk Away
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When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA