Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

Post-Riot Security

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Post-Riot Security
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They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

Just Don't Forget It's There

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Just Don't Forget It's There
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Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy