You Can Still Ply It Open

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You Can Still Ply It Open
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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together

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Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together
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I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

The Club's Very Special Brother

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The Club's Very Special Brother
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But unlike his brother, he unfortunately does not double as a zombie weapon.

~NSHA

Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

One Way To Ensure It'll Never Get Stolen

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One Way To Ensure It'll Never Get Stolen
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy