He's Trying To Escape!

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cars,dual use,locked up,security,tape
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

I Guess I Just Have To Steal Both!

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flip flops,locked up,shoes,stupid,wtf
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And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

College Rules: Not For Everyone

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college,lock,locked up,rubber band,stupidity
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It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This DEFINITELY Isn't Used for Kidnapping

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car repair,locked up,trunk,wtf
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That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA

This One's Not Going To Walk Away

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bike,dual use,flip flops,locked up
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When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA