Proof that running with scissors can sometimes yield positive results.
They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.
It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.
And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy