They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.
When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.
Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.
Proof that running with scissors can sometimes yield positive results.
Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA