Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together

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Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together
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I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

A Stab In The Dark

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A Stab In The Dark
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Proof that running with scissors can sometimes yield positive results.

~NSHA

Just Don't Forget It's There

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Just Don't Forget It's There
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Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This One's Not Going To Walk Away

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This One's Not Going To Walk Away
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When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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Because Thieves Never Carry Tools
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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA