Alright guys, we need to talk about your behavior. Cup's been telling me you touch him constantly. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Especially if I just reversed into another car, and couldn't find the key to the trunk. Which is where I keep my proof of insurance. ~Not-So-Handy Andy