Post-Riot Security

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Post-Riot Security
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They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

You Can Still Ply It Open

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You Can Still Ply It Open
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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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Because Thieves Never Carry Tools
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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA