College Rules: Not For Everyone

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College Rules: Not For Everyone
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It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This DEFINITELY Isn't Used for Kidnapping

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This DEFINITELY Isn't Used for Kidnapping
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That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA

I Would Have Road Rage Too

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I Would Have Road Rage Too
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Especially if I just reversed into another car, and couldn't find the key to the trunk. Which is where I keep my proof of insurance. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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Because Thieves Never Carry Tools
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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA