Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together

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I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

College Rules: Not For Everyone

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It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You Can Still Ply It Open

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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I Would Have Road Rage Too

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Especially if I just reversed into another car, and couldn't find the key to the trunk. Which is where I keep my proof of insurance. ~Not-So-Handy Andy