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cars dual use locked up security tape
By Radix
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

bike dual use flip flops locked up
By Unknown
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When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

bad puns locked up plywood school
By Unknown
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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

bicycle bike dual use handcuffs locked up police
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

car windows cars dangerous duct tape locked up
By Ebolavirus
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Especially if I just reversed into another car, and couldn't find the key to the trunk. Which is where I keep my proof of insurance. ~Not-So-Handy Andy