What a Showoff

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Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

College Rules: Not For Everyone

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It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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