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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy