College Rules: Not For Everyone

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College Rules: Not For Everyone
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It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

What to Do When the Bathroom Lock Doesn't Work

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What to Do When the Bathroom Lock Doesn't Work
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The only issue with this "lock" is that it's less of a security mechanism and more of a test of strength between you and the person coming in. If a 300-pound linebacker gives the door just one good yank, he'll probably send you flying from the toilet seat with who-knows-what strewn all over the floor.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

Where'd the Socket Wrench Go?

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Where'd the Socket Wrench Go?
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Oh yeah... I used it as a lock in the bathroom.

So I guess it's a locket wrench now.