What is it again? Oh right, common sense.

~NSHA

It's possible this kludge was only made to keep the trunk from flapping. Sure. That's it. Because if it were meant to keep someone from opening it, it would only work for someone on the inside right? And that would mean... never mind, I don't want to think about it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

It took him a while for him to understand why all the kids were laughing at him on his first day of engineering class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy