Stoopid Security Systems

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I think I got stupider just from looking at this.

Security is Tight!

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There's no way anyone is getting in here. Don't even try.

What to Do When the Bathroom Lock Doesn't Work

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The only issue with this "lock" is that it's less of a security mechanism and more of a test of strength between you and the person coming in. If a 300-pound linebacker gives the door just one good yank, he'll probably send you flying from the toilet seat with who-knows-what strewn all over the floor.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

Missing a Key Component

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What is it again? Oh right, common sense.

~NSHA