My Christmas Tree is Shinery Than Yours

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My Christmas Tree is Shinery Than Yours
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Can't tell if giant bottle...

...Or tiny Christmas lights

~NSHA

What a Bright Idea!

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What a Bright Idea!
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Ever doubt that some handymen will go out of their way to keep from doing it right?

Caught in the Headlights

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Caught in the Headlights
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For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack