Fragile... must be Italian!
For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.
Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Can't tell if giant bottle...
...Or tiny Christmas lights
Who needs to buy a new tree when the lights quit working? Just add icicle lights. Problem solved!
Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.