A chandelier. With solar-powered lights. Under a canopy. Being held up by a flashlight.
Fragile... must be Italian!
For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.
Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Can't tell if giant bottle...
...Or tiny Christmas lights