A chandelier. With solar-powered lights. Under a canopy. Being held up by a flashlight.

Fragile... must be Italian!

~NSHA

For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Can't tell if giant bottle...

...Or tiny Christmas lights

~NSHA