Can't tell if giant bottle...
...Or tiny Christmas lights
Who needs to buy a new tree when the lights quit working? Just add icicle lights. Problem solved!
For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.
Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
This, folks, is what we like to call "doing the bare minimum."