Warning, turning on this light makes you slightly visible but extremely hungry.
Ever doubt that some handymen will go out of their way to keep from doing it right?
A chandelier. With solar-powered lights. Under a canopy. Being held up by a flashlight.
I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that's exactly what you did.
Trolling is a art.
It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.