It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.
But not at 48x speed.
Who needs to buy a new tree when the lights quit working? Just add icicle lights. Problem solved!
It makes a boring wall much more interesting!
Fragile... must be Italian!
For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.
Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack