Awww come on. You so easily could have made it a clapper.
Ever doubt that some handymen will go out of their way to keep from doing it right?
It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.
Can't tell if giant bottle...
...Or tiny Christmas lights
I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that's exactly what you did.