A chandelier. With solar-powered lights. Under a canopy. Being held up by a flashlight.
It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.
For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.
Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Can't tell if giant bottle...
...Or tiny Christmas lights
It makes a boring wall much more interesting!
Warning, turning on this light makes you slightly visible but extremely hungry.