From the submitter:
"My hippie parents have been "repurposing" my whole life. This particular creation is a favorite. It doesn't tip over! The sad thing is, that my dad has TWO of them!"
They're slow and only work for about an hour before they get full, but they get the job done! Eventually...
Or else I'm gonna mow you down!
Lawn mowing is an art, people!
But seriously, this looks like it could be in an art gallery. Not kidding.