From the submitter:
"My hippie parents have been "repurposing" my whole life. This particular creation is a favorite. It doesn't tip over! The sad thing is, that my dad has TWO of them!"
Want all the comfort of a tractor mower without any of the precision? Then buy Frankenmower! Dandelions beware! It also doubles as a snow plow. Bonus!
For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!
They're slow and only work for about an hour before they get full, but they get the job done! Eventually...