Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?
Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!
Also great for a quick mohawk.
It only has one speed: awesome.
Lawn mowing is an art, people!
But seriously, this looks like it could be in an art gallery. Not kidding.
God only knows what kinds of foul horrors lurk down there!