Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?

Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!

~NSHA

What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!

He's probably watching a video on how to look like an elitist while doing everyday chores. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It only has one speed: awesome.