By Unknown
Want all the comfort of a tractor mower without any of the precision? Then buy Frankenmower! Dandelions beware! It also doubles as a snow plow. Bonus!
What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!
And it even matches the color!
He's probably watching a video on how to look like an elitist while doing everyday chores. ~Not-So-Handy Andy