But passing them too closely results in a pretty sweet 360.
Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.
How could something go wrong?
They must have been having a fire sale.
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.