Sorry buddy, but I'm trying to escape from a fire, not my earthly existence...
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My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
At least his body lying unconscious on the floor will be easily spotted. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.
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