Sorry buddy, but I'm trying to escape from a fire, not my earthly existence...
They must have been having a fire sale.
What? It's "first?" First in what?
At least his body lying unconscious on the floor will be easily spotted. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I mean, just look at those high-visibility jackets!
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