"The tupperware lid felt behind my washing machine. My hands couldn't reach it. Problem solved with: 2 wooden spoons + 1 cork stopper + 1 rubber band."
Please remember to silence your cell phones. Refreshments and snacks are available in the cupboard above the kitchen sink. Except not the Doritos, those are mine, so back off. Enjoy the show!
Apparently window air conditioning units don't need windows anymore. Maybe they're actually sucking cool air from the restaurant into the hot kitchen. Or maybe they're just dumb. Whichever is more likely.
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