"The tupperware lid felt behind my washing machine. My hands couldn't reach it. Problem solved with: 2 wooden spoons + 1 cork stopper + 1 rubber band."
Apparently window air conditioning units don't need windows anymore. Maybe they're actually sucking cool air from the restaurant into the hot kitchen. Or maybe they're just dumb. Whichever is more likely.
The fancy mixer tap in the kitchen broke, so I ripped it out, sawed a hole in the top, and used two outside tap kits (£9.99 each) to build a new art nouveau - works a beaut!
Sorry for the terrible pun in the title, but we figured everyone here was mature enough to handle it.
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