"The tupperware lid felt behind my washing machine. My hands couldn't reach it. Problem solved with: 2 wooden spoons + 1 cork stopper + 1 rubber band."
At last I can realize my dream of whittling vases out of potatoes.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
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