This is more of a revelation than that one time I saw Buddha in my quesadilla.
I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!
This looks like a cooking show inspired by the Saw movies.
When another inch burns off the ruler, it's ready to go.
On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy