At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.
On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
You know, you wouldn't want to get it hot or anything. ~NSHA
When another inch burns off the ruler, it's ready to go.
With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!
Redneck space heater