Please Don't Ask For Beans For Dinner

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Please Don't Ask For Beans For Dinner
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Unless you like them with a side of corn and punch to the mouth. ~NSHA

Everything Works Better With a Chain

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Everything Works Better With a Chain
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From the submitter:

Cheap landlady wont fix broken stove. Front panel with handle falls off everytime you pull it open, so, I FIXED IT. Doesn't stay open by itself, slams shut without weight of front panel, so you have to stand in the loop to use both hands to remove pans. Zip-ties, old potholder, and a carabiner and dog chain from the bondage drawer. :D

The Measure of a Good Brew

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The Measure of a Good Brew
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When another inch burns off the ruler, it's ready to go.

~NSHA

He Really Drilled That One

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He Really Drilled That One
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With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!

~NSHA