With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!
From the submitter:
Cheap landlady wont fix broken stove. Front panel with handle falls off everytime you pull it open, so, I FIXED IT. Doesn't stay open by itself, slams shut without weight of front panel, so you have to stand in the loop to use both hands to remove pans. Zip-ties, old potholder, and a carabiner and dog chain from the bondage drawer. :D