From the submitter:

Cheap landlady wont fix broken stove. Front panel with handle falls off everytime you pull it open, so, I FIXED IT. Doesn't stay open by itself, slams shut without weight of front panel, so you have to stand in the loop to use both hands to remove pans. Zip-ties, old potholder, and a carabiner and dog chain from the bondage drawer. :D

At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.

~NSHA

You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy