But it guarantees you'll be ready for the new iPad the second it comes out.
At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.
This looks like a cooking show inspired by the Saw movies.
You have 10 minutes before you have to leave for a job interview. You're starving and your only clean shirt is wrinkled. You have a very important decision to make. This man chose... poorly.
Redneck space heater