Say When!

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Say When!
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"What? I can't hear you over the drill!" I'll just keep going!"

~NSHA

Everything Works Better With a Chain

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Everything Works Better With a Chain
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From the submitter:

Cheap landlady wont fix broken stove. Front panel with handle falls off everytime you pull it open, so, I FIXED IT. Doesn't stay open by itself, slams shut without weight of front panel, so you have to stand in the loop to use both hands to remove pans. Zip-ties, old potholder, and a carabiner and dog chain from the bondage drawer. :D

He Really Drilled That One

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He Really Drilled That One
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With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!

~NSHA

No Wonder My Pizza Always Turned Out Wrong

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No Wonder My Pizza Always Turned Out Wrong
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I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!

~NSHA