You have 10 minutes before you have to leave for a job interview. You're starving and your only clean shirt is wrinkled. You have a very important decision to make. This man chose... poorly.
But it guarantees you'll be ready for the new iPad the second it comes out.
Can't tell if desperate, or just brilliant.
With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!