Please Don't Ask For Beans For Dinner

Favorite
Please Don't Ask For Beans For Dinner
- -

Unless you like them with a side of corn and punch to the mouth. ~NSHA

Please Explain How This Happened

Favorite
Please Explain How This Happened
- -

Alright guys, I need your help on this one. Not quite sure this picture 100% fits this site, but you're a smart bunch so I figured I'd ask your opinion.

What in the name of Odin is going on here? What liquid could that be? Is it helping the cup stick to the top or is that something to do with the microwave? I've been staring at this for half an hour and I'm still baffled. Let me know in the comments!

A Shockingly Good Fix

Favorite
A Shockingly Good Fix
Tags
By Alexandre Tabajara Souza (Via: www.tabalabs.com.br)
- -

From the submitter: I bought this microwave oven for R$ 20 to fix it and use. Unfortunately, it is IMPOSSIBLE to find the keyboard membrane in Brazil. In USA, just the membrane costs $80!!! So I traced the keyboard circuit and made a new keyboard for it :)

Core 2 Toaster

Favorite
Core 2 Toaster
- -

You know, you wouldn't want to get it hot or anything. ~NSHA

He Really Drilled That One

Favorite
He Really Drilled That One
- -

With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!

~NSHA

Extra Starch, Please

Favorite
Extra Starch, Please
- -

Can't tell if desperate, or just brilliant.

~NSHA