At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.
If I ever see this IRL, I solemnly swear to kick off any child that is riding in. ~NSHA
Step 8: Kick back and admire yourself for being such an awesome parent.
Have them write and decorate their names on the back of their respective boxes, and then it's off to the movies!