Remember The Time We Hit 70mph in Our Tubes?

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Remember The Time We Hit 70mph in Our Tubes?
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It's a shame our bodies were thrown clear 2 miles prior. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This Backpack Sucks

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This Backpack Sucks
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At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.

~NSHA

Teaching Them Young

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Teaching Them Young
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See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Not-A-Kludge: Great, Now I Want To Relive My Childhood

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Not-A-Kludge: Great, Now I Want To Relive My Childhood
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If I ever see this IRL, I solemnly swear to kick off any child that is riding in. ~NSHA