From the submitter:
Rich couldn't find his keys until 3 drill bits later. Now he doesn't need them.
Make your own screwdriver-key and feel like a thieving badass, like from the movies!
Don't worry guys:
I got this.
The frame of this truck was so rusted out that the owner stuck a 2X4 in there and screwed it into the rust using a bunch of keys as anchors...
Since the handle of Maid of Light's bike key broke off, this is how they've been opening their bike lock for the last week.
You're welcome to take whatever valuables you wish. Here's the key to the safe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy