True story: upon playing my first computer FPS, I thought that the default WASD movement keys were a mistake so I switched changed them to the arrows. Turns out, I'm an idiot.
It's the piano for a generation that needs more endtables than it does pianos.
"After a series of accidents I'll not go into, a couple of my computer keys were broken. A little card stock, and I saved some money on replacing the keyboard."
User foxhead128 has a habit of Alt+Tabbing a lot, so their Tab key wore out pretty quickly. Nothing a bit of Scotch tape couldn't fix.
Because simply having the keyboard in front of you and the laptop behind you is just plain impractical.