Then convert some of that junk into more trunk!
Why don't I just impale myself with a two-by-four and make it easy for you?
Trunk? Check. Junk? Mega check.
Oh sweet jumpin' Jehosefram, there's nowhere to begin.
It smelled and sounded as bad as it looked. Three of the five senses covered!
Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!
Get a grip on your junk, then get a grip on your problem-solving skills.
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