Because that laptop behind you isn't work showing off.
Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA
What, you expect the guy in the $22,000 car to come up with something better? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
"We're sorry, kludging is not supported by this device." ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Life-sucking, non-essential vices developed by corporate fat cats who trick us into buying more and more. Oh, and cigarettes.