Because that laptop behind you isn't work showing off.
Life-sucking, non-essential vices developed by corporate fat cats who trick us into buying more and more. Oh, and cigarettes.
What, you expect the guy in the $22,000 car to come up with something better? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
He's probably watching a video on how to look like an elitist while doing everyday chores. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
"You saved that 'UL Listed' label, right?"