"This is how we do it in Brasil, although hopefully it won't be like this for the 2014 World Cup."
So, would a Brazilian kludger be a "kludgeador?"
Of course the television antenna works for internet, cable is cable!
Components: android phone, electrical tape, ladder, 2x2 beam and a power adaptor for long operating time. Works. Checkmate.
From the submitter:
I hated when my power went down for a second and my internet connection was gone.