From the submitter:
I hated when my power went down for a second and my internet connection was gone.
Tape, energy, cables, so easy... what're you lookin' at? It's working well, that's what matters!
Shun the non-believer!
"This is how we do it in Brasil, although hopefully it won't be like this for the 2014 World Cup."
So, would a Brazilian kludger be a "kludgeador?"