It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
It's half-Woody Wagon on its mother's side.
Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.
Actually, I can't blame him. He probably can't see much of anything.