Scratch That. Measure Once, Cut Twice.

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Scratch That. Measure Once, Cut Twice.
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How about measure five times, cut once? Just to be sure.

You Can a Cap on My Head, But Not My Warmth

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You Can a Cap on My Head, But Not My Warmth
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From The Submitter:

Finally found a good use for the free shower cap! Now I can take a shower longer than 12 minutes and not be left in the dark.

Cheeziest Motel Ever

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Cheeziest Motel Ever
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Really... you can't find an alcove for the refrigerator?

Screw Your No Microwave Policy

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Screw Your No Microwave Policy
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As I have discussed before this is still a preferable way to reheat your pizza...

http://chzb.gr/vLYfjx

How Many Kludges Can Fit in a Single Toilet Tank?

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How Many Kludges Can Fit in a Single Toilet Tank?
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Note the use of a screwdriver glued to a screw to hold the flapper in, a miscellaneous piece of rubber instead of a chain, and for the finale, a piece of cellophane to tie it together! 10/10 would stay at this hotel again.