If Only There Were Some Sort of Glue for Wood...

Favorite
holding it up,home improvement,rope
- -

Quick, someone invent that! Call it "Wood Glue". We'll be rich I tells ya, RICH! ~NSHA

No Aliens Reading These Brilliant Minds

Favorite
foil,home improvement,roofing
- -

Yes, that is tinfoil. No, I don't know why. But I'm sure it sounds lovely when it rains.

~NSHA

When You Can't Stand Up, You Should Probably Quit Drinking

Favorite
beer,beer cans,construction,home improvement
- -

Or at least switch to 12oz cans to delay the inevitable.

~NSHA