You would scream like that too if you knew the things it's seen.
Why are Troll contractors the only type of contractors?
We were all blind to what was going on.
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
The age-old problem of finding a entertainment center on the side of the road strikes again. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
You couldn't turn a corner in Ariel's home without running into some silverware. ~NSHA