You would scream like that too if you knew the things it's seen.
Or at least switch to 12oz cans to delay the inevitable.
From the submitter:
My neighbor's contraption to keep the rain off you when going into the basement
The age-old problem of finding a entertainment center on the side of the road strikes again. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
After the initial back and forth of:
"Get your bus outta my house!"
"Get your house away from my bus!"