You would scream like that too if you knew the things it's seen.
What a great outdoor above-ground pool! I know the perfect place for it.
After the initial back and forth of:
"Get your bus outta my house!"
"Get your house away from my bus!"
Surprise! We put it in the back corner of the house!
Yes, that is tinfoil. No, I don't know why. But I'm sure it sounds lovely when it rains.