Protip: Move to Seattle. You'll never have to fix an air conditioner again!
This discount lumber pile behind Lowes is a great way to save money on fixing your tenants. And if they complain? LOL EVICTIONS.
While most people praise fiber optic cable for it's low cost, little do they realize that shoe laces are a viable alternative.
Almost as dangerous as the stairs of Khazad-dum. ~Not-So-Handy Andy