We don't want you to freeze to death, but don't think that means we want you to be comfortable. Enjoy.
While most people praise fiber optic cable for it's low cost, little do they realize that shoe laces are a viable alternative.
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
All of your living room's problems. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Laern to spell, fool!