Surprise! We put it in the back corner of the house!
This discount lumber pile behind Lowes is a great way to save money on fixing your tenants. And if they complain? LOL EVICTIONS.
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
...just use these tools, they said.