From the submitter:

My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.

Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.

Clearly, someone couldn't find their koozie.

~NSHA

Quick, someone invent that! Call it "Wood Glue". We'll be rich I tells ya, RICH! ~NSHA

You couldn't turn a corner in Ariel's home without running into some silverware. ~NSHA

If only this were in 1960s San Francicso, it would be perfectly camouflaged. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Clearly, they failed that class. ~Not-So-Handy Andy