Protip: Move to Seattle. You'll never have to fix an air conditioner again!
Why are Troll contractors the only type of contractors?
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
If only this were in 1960s San Francicso, it would be perfectly camouflaged. ~Not-So-Handy Andy