You would scream like that too if you knew the things it's seen.
Protip: Move to Seattle. You'll never have to fix an air conditioner again!
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
Clearly, someone couldn't find their koozie.
Quick, someone invent that! Call it "Wood Glue". We'll be rich I tells ya, RICH! ~NSHA
You couldn't turn a corner in Ariel's home without running into some silverware. ~NSHA