"It's the car or me" debate found a nice compromise.
Not quite earthquake-safe, but it should hold up during a light breeze.
You'd be uncomfortable too if you had to stand in place all day while people stared at you. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Some day, little guy. Some day...
At least his friends were nice enough to put a bucket in front of him. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
It's my party and I'll kludge if I want to.
Although, your friends will never believe the old "but my only suitcase is the foundation of my house" excuse. ~Not-So-Handy Andy