The simplest solution is always usually the best. In most cases the simplest solution is just buying a new one.
It's not his fault you chose the cheapest internet service that loses connectivity every 45 minutes.
From The Submitter:
Finally found a good use for the free shower cap! Now I can take a shower longer than 12 minutes and not be left in the dark.
Unfortunately, so do the neighbors. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
And this one is just ice cold. ~NSHA
He was too embarrassed to be seen in that non-regulation trailer.