Instead of defying those baseball bat-wielding teens with a mailbox filled with cement, just try and make it way less fun for them.
Upon further investigation, it turns out Finkbräu is an almost undrinkable export brew from Germany. I hope it was worth making it through that case to play this.
Oh no! These signs must have fallen off the person who holding up the whiteboard and got stuck to this ladder. Better get it out of the way and go find him.
I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?