You never win, but lifting something a few inches in the air is always kinda exciting.
Birds don't need oxygen, right? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Good choice on taking the ladder position sir, for all of our sakes.
Let's see: you installed it upside-down in a sewer and held it up with duct tape. Congratulations, you have successfully kludged.
It's not his fault you chose the cheapest internet service that loses connectivity every 45 minutes.