Apple! You're too fat! How many times have I told you to go on a low-energy diet? See what you're doing to the poor middle man?
As always, stay tuned for this week's Historical Thursday. Coming up soon....
No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Almost as dangerous as the stairs of Khazad-dum. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?