I would spend way too much time using this to pretend I had retractable claws instead of using it to carry things.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
"Because some stupid person decided to steal the radio and navigation out of my car, I made a cell phone holder out of a pizza box."
Ha! Checkmate, thieves! Now it sucks too much for you to steal!
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