Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.
Electricity has gotten expensive, heat your outdoor pool the old way. This is how it's done in Germany!
Alas the family arrived home too late, with the bubbling plastic mass the only reminder of the box fan's short life.
Redneck space heater
Need a hub for your radiator network? I have a candidate for the position, and he's a bit short and stout.
Not anymore you don't! Although warming up the rest of the car might be a problem now.